This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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