Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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