We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
The time stamp on this text message is reason enough alone to not leave me unsupervised
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