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Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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