if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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