i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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