Got a toothbrush?
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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