I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
