i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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