I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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