He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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