On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Considering last night's endeavors, I am going to hell 5 times over. 1 for puking on a hobo, 1 for laughing about it, and 3 for remembering it today and laughing about it sober
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
ok first of all what the fuck
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
