im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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