if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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