I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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