pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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