That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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