Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I want to stick my p in your. b.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
the day after is always just damage control
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
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