Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize
