no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
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