The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Congratulations! We have a period
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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