youre lurking in front of me
yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
one might say we're banned from that church
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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