i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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