i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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