Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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