I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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