I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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