Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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