i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
