she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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