just come out here and I will go home with you...
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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