The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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