Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
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