Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
