She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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