Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i just bought a vibrator and the cashier says "have fun with that." i didnt realise what he said so i responded "you too." and then he gave me his number...
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I think my moral compass just broke
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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