is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
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