I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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