We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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