brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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