You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
You stuck the head of a rubber chicken you found in her house up your ass and then started running around her living room. Naked.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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