Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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