i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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