If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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