Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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