Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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