i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
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