Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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