Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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