i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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