absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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