Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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