Betty ford says i'm here all night
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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