so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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