can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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